We went to our daughter's public school, a building that they build as an annex to the existing building. Back to school night, parents wondering aimlessly looking for rooms, etc. I said, it'd be nice to have a map or layout, so we can see what the school has to offer, where the heck we are going, etc. The answer:

"Oh no. We aren't allowed to print maps of the building. for the safety of our students." Right away I thought of Jason Bourne reading the emergency exit maps posted on the walls, as he was trying to escape a hotel in Paris. It's a crazy world we live in.


"Honey, when I die, sell my guns for what they're worth and not what I told you I paid for them."