My high school football coach tried to get me to play...I told him I wasn't going to waste my time chasing a stupid ball around while I could be drinking beer and killing stuff.

He tried pulling the tough guy routine cause I gave him "attitude" but I didn't give a [bleep].

I've sure as hell never wished I played sports in school. I was always too busy drinking beer, chasing high school sluts around and killing things.

Miss those days...