This country has some pretty bizarre funeral customs. The ghouls have turned it into a big business to prey on people when they are vulnerable.
Some really strange laws about spreading cremains too so it is best to keep your plans for loved ones to yourself as much as possible. Just tell the leeches you are going to put them on the mantle when they ask.
Jerry
And don't tell them you're going to snort it and rub it on your gums all night unless you know they have a good sense of humor.
Clark
