Originally Posted by Brad
Originally Posted by firstcoueswas80
I've never needed a parachute before either, but damn sure hope to have one when I do.


So you carry-on a parachute when you fly commercial? Likely conceal-carry a pistol too?

That won't go over well at United... grin



One or two condoms when in a Mexican whore house?

Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty