So now we need to ask the question "what handgun for bigfoot??"
That one's easy! A really good, powerful
stun gun.
You do not want to
kill Bigfoot. You want to stun him and capture him
alive.
Put him in a cage, feed him bunny rabbits, raw chickens, and stuff like that and then exhibit him
LIVE in every city, suburb, town, village, and hamlet in the U.S. Set up deals with one of the major teevee networks for a series of specials featuring the real-deal Bigfoot and how you nearly were killed by it until you subdued it.
Make a deal with a major studio for a feature movie about the capture staring Leonardo DeCaprio.
You'll make millions of $$$$$!!!
L.W.
