Do you have ALIENS in Colorado?

We have them here, a whole base of them living under Mt Shasta.

Then there's the Area 51 place right over the border in NV.

They had them where Gus lives too. Might explain some things.

The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?