Originally Posted by smokepole
Yeah, but I prefer the Shasta aliens to the old Mt. St. Helen's aliens.


The St. Helen's aliens used to be well-grounded but now they're all over the map.

I heard two loud booms when St Helen's went off 154 miles to the South. I thought someone was throwing firewood logs at my fence.


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