A year or two after 9-11 we traveled to Fairbanks, while there my wife picked up 3 books of gopher matches at one of the restaurants there. No problem at Fairbanks but when we tried to board our connecting flight in Seattle a TSA guy stopped her and asked what she was doing with them; she said she collected them and he told she could keep one and we got on.
I've always suspected his lighter had gone empty and he needed a light for his next smoke break.
'Four legs good, two legs baaaad."
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"Jimmy, some of it's magic,
Some of it's tragic,
But I had a good life all the way."
(Jimmy Buffett)
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