It is just amazing how much money a woman can pizz away without a thought or care in the world...
He's gonna be shocked to learn how long a roll of toilet paper lasts...
Yeah, I swear sometimes someones eating the TP around here. When my wife was potty training my kids I told her her hand looked like a white first basemans glove. I finally got her to understand why the she clogs the toilet and I don't.
