Tough to trump the humor of a Lying Clueless Whining Phuqq...doing her best,to line out her insecurities. Fascinating list and exceedingly wellfounded. Congratulations?!?
The only thing you shoot is your mouth and Imagination,though in no particular order.
PLEASE continue the Insecurity List,Whine List and Excuse List,in whatever manner best salves your realities.
It will be FUNNY!..............