I can see, you are not hard to please.
We don't have one here but I'll stop in McDucks every couple months for one of those or a quarter pounder, fries of course, and it tastes absolutely delightful. Sorta like soda. Usually I drink water but the occasional Coke with sugar is delightful, almost orgasmic on a hot day. Go through a 12 pack in a hurry and the last one tastes, "Meh."
Can't get a decent burger in this town.