Originally Posted by 5sdad
If we're building, and not buying, I'd offer the following:

good ground beef with some fat in it

NO, repeat: NO, powders, liquids, or other tschidt beyond a bit of salt and pepper, added to the raw meat to adulterate the flavor

cooked very carefully to avoid any charring

a good-quality bun (soft and fresh without and damned seeds stuck onto it)

a slice of good cheese that doesn't turn to liquid goo, but just sort of settles gently onto the patty

a slice of good tomato - one with very little snot

a leaf or two of good, green lettuce - not the hard white stuff

some white goop wouldn't hurt

ketchup (Heinz, of course, the rest is a poor imitation.)

mustard - good old, regular yellow French's, not some fancy-assed thing that overpowers everything else


Wait just a darn minute... you say this..

NO, repeat: NO, powders, liquids, or other tschidt beyond a bit of salt and pepper, added to the raw meat to adulterate the flavor

Then follow up with this?

some white goop wouldn't hurt

ketchup (Heinz, of course, the rest is a poor imitation.)

mustard - good old, regular yellow French's, not some fancy-assed thing that overpowers everything else


crazy


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