If we're building, and not buying, I'd offer the following:

good ground beef with some fat in it

NO, repeat: NO, powders, liquids, or other tschidt beyond a bit of salt and pepper, added to the raw meat to adulterate the flavor

cooked very carefully to avoid any charring

a good-quality bun (soft and fresh without and damned seeds stuck onto it)

a slice of good cheese that doesn't turn to liquid goo, but just sort of settles gently onto the patty

a slice of good tomato - one with very little snot

a leaf or two of good, green lettuce - not the hard white stuff

some white goop wouldn't hurt

ketchup (Heinz, of course, the rest is a poor imitation.)

mustard - good old, regular yellow French's, not some fancy-assed thing that overpowers everything else

Last edited by 5sdad; 12/08/14.

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