At this age, I harbor no illusions to my hand to hand" fighting ability.
In fact, a midget with a foul disposition could easily put me in the market for a dual knee transplant.
,...squatty lil' bastard down there below by line of sight doin' a Mike Tyson impersonation on my acl's while I futively hammer him on top of the head with an arthritic fist.
That's why they make them little pocket .380's these days.
The target market is old grumpy men in baggy britches.
