Originally Posted by MadMooner
ER's are awesome!

My favorite ER story involves a switch blade, hallucinogenics, stab wounds, two guys in fish net tank tops, a guy with a thrown out back, and a pregnant bitch in a wheel chair, and of course the police.

It was uber!


That DOES sound uber!

I got a lotta ER stories. Excluding the ones with foreign bodies involved, I'd have to say my favorite involves a naked gal (well-marbled), two cops, four firemen, and a police dog. Either that or the one with that hot redhead nurse that used to work with me, two horny 16-year-olds, dental braces, a zipper fly, and a pair of pliers from my pickup truck tool box. Or maybe the one...


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