Originally Posted by KFWA


I do know this - its never a good day for someone if you show up and 2 extra security guards are waiting in the lobby.


Hahaha!
I had a great job, working the third shift on my own. I got a call one morning:

Coworker: "you still here?"
Me: "yeah."
Coworker: "boss wants you to come to the engineers office"

So, I walk into the engineers office and there is Howard (the guy that called me), my boss, the director of security, and TWO security officers.... Oh schit, this don't look good at all....
I stood there looking dumbfounded for a second before Howard finally smiled broadly and said "have we got a job for you!"

They had purchased a pellet rifle and wanted me to (discretely) shoot the pigeons around the cooling towers on the roof at night.



"There's no schadenfreude like Hillary Clinton schadenfreude."
- Tamara Keel