I was having a few drinks in a parked car with a friend ( early 70s ) , my friend opened the driver side door , farted and closed the door.
he didn't realize there was an officer standing there or walking by. officer ordered both of us out and claimed we insulted him. a crowed gathered and after they heard what the issue was they started laughing and more people joined in. the officer whispered to me lets walk toward the station and I will let you go, the crowd is getting out of hand.
we did and came back to the car to finish our vodka. True story.
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