Rule #10: Since 25 high school kids were killed in the last year in school shootings, while 986 high school kids were killed in car wrecks while they were texting while driving, mandate that no one under age 18 may have an Iphone, and no one under age 21 may get a driver's license.

This new law would save thousands of lives, and since there are not pesky rules in the so-called US Constitution in the way, this new law could be passed by every state legislature tomorrow, and go into effect on Friday.

The "Not One More Iphone March on Washington" will be next Saturday, expect 900,000 riled up, sorrowful, crying high school kids to attend.