How do you keep coons, owls and such critters out of your stands off-season? Missouri is covered with coons, squirrels, owls and varmints galore, they'll chew and schitt on anything and everything, and I can't imagine a way to coon-proof one without people-proofing it, too. Yes, you can close the windows/doors but danged it they don't find a way in.

You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.