Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91
Willie needs to have Farm Aid 2019 be dedicated to Tire Purchases.

"Our Farmers Need New Tires"

Sam can be the face of Farm Aid 2019.

Hurry, somebody put it the call.




Both of our old 4x4 Versatile tractors needs new tires.

New tires would cost about what the entire tractor is worth.



Hit up my gofundme page and donate some $$$!.


Here's what you need to do Sam:

1- Lay those rims down.
2- Build a mould around outside of tire with thin paneling, same width as tire, and leave room for new tire tread depth you will be making.
3- Buy some of that Super-Dooper black rubber liquid that guy on TV advertises where he saws that Jon boat in half, and tapes back together with the Super-Dooper black tape, OK
4- Take one of the ten gallons you'll need, that liquid Super-Dooper black rubber, and start filling the mould like you're filling a cake mould...see your wife...she'll explain.
5- Once cured, go get your chainsaw. Stand tire rim up, and lean against pole. Take chainsaw, and cut new tread pattern.
6- You're good-to-go for another 20 years with your new Super-Dooper 'Fire-Aid tractor tires.

Last edited by ElkSlayer91; 07/07/19.

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