Man brings his dog into a bar. Bartender tells him that no dogs are allowed. Man says that the dog is special - can talk. Bartender isn't buying it. Man asks if he proves that the dog can talk, can the dog stay. Bartender agrees. Man asks the dog, "What do you call the top of the house?" Dogs works his mouth around and says "Woof!" Man smiles. Bartender shakes his head and reaches to throw them out. Man implores him to wait. Asks dog, "Who was the greatest Yankee baseball player?" Do works his mouth around and goes, "Roooph". Bartender throws both man and dog into the street. Dog looks over at the man and says, "What, was it Gehrig?"
Overlapped in transit. I need to be faster.
Last edited by 5sdad; 08/18/19.
