A Labrador, a German Shepherd, and a Chihuahua walk into a bar. They all notice a pretty Poodle sitting alone at the bar. Right away they start hitting on her. The Poodle says to them the best way to settle this is for all three of the to use the words “liver” and “cheese” in a pickup line and the best of of the three can take her home.

The Labrador goes first and he says “If you come home with me I will cook you the best meal with some liver and cheese, it will be so yummy”. Then the German Shepherd says “I would love to take you out to dinner for a tasty meal of liver and cheese”. Then the Chihuahua says “Liiiver alone cheeese mine!” 😜