The only pulp media I liked was wet. Then you have a monumental mess to clean up. Wet too. Dry paper is quite abrasive to my way of thinking.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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