If you're as bored as me with the proliferation of plastic throwaway trash, here's the remedy:

Load up in a canoe, travel a hundred miles or more to a moose pasture where no one can raft to, or land a bush plane to.

Call in a massive bull moose. Pull up with a brass german scope using vintage German or British 9.3 ammo. Then....you have lived.

It's an invitation Loggah. Don't fear a scratch or a rust spot....