I have a pair of glasses that make me look like a a throwback to the Kennedy era - think Woody Hayes or every guy that worked at NASA in 1963

Its a long way from getting propositioned but it does get me free fountain drinks at convenience stores from older women working behind the counter all the time. Like maybe 6 in the past year.

I figure they either like the glasses or they take pity on me knowing I'm never gonna get laid looking like Woody Hayes - but I'll happily take my free big gulp!

Its the damnedest thing, I'll come out to the car with a schit eating grin on my face and my wife will be like "lemme guess, you didn't have to pay for that coke"

have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings