. Me? I guess I was the most stable guy around.
Remind me to stay out of Kentucky.
Appearances can be deceiving.
My last real experience like this was back before deer season. I was on my way out to deer camp to scout after work. I stopped at the little grocery on the way. The lady that sold me a bucket of fried chicken told me her kids weren't due back home for two hours, and she was going to have the trailer all to herself. I replied that if she was smart, she'd go home and take a nap-- that was what I was planning as soon as I got where I was going.
She frowned. I never saw her again.