My buddy Bob used to tell me that chicks started going nuts for him after he turned 45.

He looked like a cross between Chester the Molester and Santa Claus.

Shortly after I turned 45, chicks started getting jiggy with me. I had a couple embarrassing situations at work and elsewhere. I finally asked KYHillChick about it. She said that after a certain age, women stop liking bad boys and start getting turned on by stability. Me? I guess I was the most stable guy around.

I don't know if it was the hat, but be happy for whatever it is.


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