wswolf,
good to see you're still around. You need to get with the program around here though.
To wit:
Some years ago the University of Montana Zoology Department filmed experiments with immature grouse that were not yet able to fly
You are referencing University experiments here, most likely conducted by "scientists", those dreaded evil minions of the Dark Lord, ol' Mr Pointy Tail himself.
They are personae non gratae around here, especially the ones from the halls of Academia.
Please refrain from referencing such in the future, some find it upsetting.
Geno