Criminy...I was at the grocery store in the produce section a couple hours ago.
There were "organic" blueberries for $3 a half pint, and "regular" (from the same grower!!) for $4 a full pint.
A super hot looking gal in her late 20s or early 30s, in tight stretchy ski pants, says to me "why did you get those $4 ones instead of the $3 ones? I try to explain that the $3 are actually 1.5 times the cost of the $4 ones by volume, and am told "must be some math from the old days...how do you get that a pack for $4 is cheaper than a pack for $3?"
(For cripes sake I'm only 58...WTF..."old days"? )
Anyway... I'm into my third Blantons...
You can no more tell someone how to do something you've never done, than you can come back from somewhere you've never been...
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