Reminds me of a joke. Two cowboys are out on the prairie and stop to relieve themselves. A rattlesnake appears out of nowhere and strikes one of the boys on the end of the penis. He cries out, tells his partner to ride like hell to town and get the doctor. Cowboy rides like hell and finds the doctor who is getting ready to deliver a baby and can’t go just now. He instructs the cowboy carefully on how to suck the venom out of the wound. Cowboy rides like hell back to his partner and tells him the doctor can’t come. Partner asked “well what did he say?” Cowboy says “Doctor says you gonna die!”
