I keep saying to young parents
:
If you raise them wrong, they never move out. They stay in the basement playing video games and doing drugs.
If you raise them right, they move out. They don't need you for anything and you are left lonely.

When asked if there is no hope, I say "grandkids"

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps