1) Human rights - Doesn't really require any explanation. 2) Healthcare - Trump literally has no plan, just states it is going to be "the best" 3) Foreign Policy - I'm truly grateful the sociopath hasn't done anything crazy, can't expect that to last 4 more years. 4) Environmental protections - De-regulation hurts the average American (and more so our kids/posterity) more than it helps. 5) Education - Not everyone is born on third base.
They aren't really even close on any of these. Trump exclusively lies/panders, and has never done anything for anything but his own interests. I don't really believe most of what Sleepy Joe says either, but at least there is a chance he isn't lying.
You need to add 6) Legal weed. You’re obviously smoking something.