They already did Bum Fights.
Yea, but have they done a feisty and spry bum fight. And we could make it a cage match....with hot babes walking around with cards. Na wait, it may be better to have some bikini clad Grannies doing the cards.
For enough cash, I’ll take a fall😀
Addition: I take offense to your post...we may be old, but we’re not bums. However, maybe for the attraction we should dress up as bums....hmmmm