A Dollar General grand opening is definitely a black tie event.
Sock, you even asking about this tells us you’re lacking in too many social refinements to count.
Take a few hookers with you, they can fill out employment applications and you’ll be a rock-star in the community.
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Sadly, I believe you are correct. This may be my only play. Unfortunately, the local talent is...lacking.
Only play?...Sock, you’re the, well, Sock, and you have choices...
Now, you go rent, or in today’s world, go steal that tuxedo off a mannequin. Then search and find that alley meth-head hottie and take her as your date. Go have some fun!
PS
Graham crackers are located on the same isle, right next to all the denture glues and cleaning tablets.
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