Originally Posted by slumlord
I have this old dog

Maybe I just go get her a Pfizer shot? Those a free.

I’m really a cheap Mfer

Bullet might be cheaper.
You have to consider time and gas there and back.
I used to wonder why people would bring there old blind arthritic dogs in for that. Sometimes they'd cry a long time with the sedative overdose.
Old Yeller method is humane.