Hoalie,
Here's to how very WELL founded your countless Insecurities are,though it must be nice for you to KNOW,that schit floats...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
No wonder you have to keep her inside knee deep water and take the keys out of the ignition,when she "drives". Hint. Fhuqking LAUGHING!
I've never seen a boat. Hint.
No fhuqking WONDER you have to share ALL of my Splendid Pixels with her,as you both "live" vicariously. Hint. Fhuqking LAUGHING!
Bless your poor poor(literally) heart.
Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!...............