Ran into a a real asswhole awhile back. He was young and had inherited his grandfathers ranch. I was on an obvious two track road that was clearly legal to travel per the law.
He jumped out all bowed up “I’m the RANCHER, I’m the RANCHER”
I said “Oh, you’re a public land rancher? How you doing, i’m a public land hunter.”
Don’t blow smoke up my ass and I’ll do the same.