They say there’s someone in the world for everyone. OldHat and HC are a special coupling.

A lot of daughters of pious men who believed they knew God’s word better than anyone, were eager to hop in bed at the ripe age of 14-15, when I was in high school...Can honestly say, men just like you two idiots caused them to spread their legs faster and sooner, than many of the other girls.

Saint Mary’s and Grace First Baptist Church Dad’s, gave the community some fantastic little whores.

Thanks, Dad.

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