Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by papalondog
Nothing now. Hooked my gold band wedding ring at work and nearly ripped my finger off. Only male OK to wear jewelry is Mr T!


An uncle was putting up a screen door, his wedding band got hooked on the top corner when he stepped down off a chair, took his ring finger clean off. Back then they didn’t reattach stuff.


Worked with a dumbass stoner that ripped his ring finger off on a portable basketball goal in Walmart.
He and some stoner buds went to WallyWorld World for some late night munchies at 3:am and he was trying to dunk a basketball. Hung his ring on the rim and ripped his finger right off. Then the dumbass tried to sue Walmart. And lost, of course.

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