Originally Posted by SamOlson
I never bothered to get a wedding ring.


I did. It was a nice gold band with 10 diamonds on the top. She paid for it.

I f'n hated wearing that thing and would take it off as soon as I got to work.

Left for a week vacation one time and realized I forgot it on my desk. I thought oh well, it'll be there when I get back.

I didn't account for the 500 lb temp janitor that smelled like he s hit his pants everyday who was long gone after I got back.

Have never replaced it because rings are F'n stupid

The deer hunter does not notice the mountains

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto

There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...