Workplace safety rules prevented me from wearing jewelry for 40 years. When I retired, one of the first things I did was buy a wedding ring as a sign of respect to the wife. What a waste that turned out to be! Three years later we took both of our rings to the gold merchant. When I married the Current, we decided to plant a tree instead of getting rings.

Got some watches, but never wear them. If they were worth anything, I’d sell them too.

Jewelry and perfume ain’t for me. Y’all go ahead.


What fresh Hell is this?