Rickety,
Leather don't begin to make the cut and I reckon NOTHING is more SCARY to you,than a Texas creek...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
NO fhuqking wonder,that you MUST "Live" vicariously and Dream aloud. Keep "convincing" yourself,of those things you need MOST to hear. Hint.
Fortunately for you,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even those of your ilk can "afford" to "contribute". Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!.................