Rickety,
Noone would know better than you,just how SCARY hats,rocks and water are to a Couchbound CLUELESS Crying Texan...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
Pardon wares that exist and the unsettling stench of Testosterone,to your Estrogen fueled existence. Hint.
Fortunately for you,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even YOU can "afford" to "contribute". Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!..............