Rickety,
The quicker you come to grips with your HILARIOUS Brokedicktitude and copious WELL founded Insecurities,the sooner you'll quit Whining...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
Fortunately for you,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even YOU can "afford" to "contribute". Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!..............