Rickety,
Weren't my intent for you to Re-GoogleFu your Homoerotic Fantasies...you "lucky" kchunt. Hint. Congratulations?!?
I'm VERY "surprised" just how deeply Traumatized you are in being a "Victim",due a "Life" of extolling same and a deeply rooted FEAR of hats. Texas sure do sound "SCARY!". Hint.
Fortunately for you,Imagination and Pretend are free,so even those of your ilk can "afford" to "contribute". Hint.
Fhuqking LAUGHING!...............