You have to be tactical about these things. Bring a six pack of hot Milwaukee's Best and a bag of stale pretzels from Dollar Tree, make a big deal about how you're contributing. Then load up your plate with ribs and steaks, and fish the good beer out of the bottom of the cooler.
#winning
You know that guy too?
Yep, we all know him (or her). But I was exaggerating - the ones around here usually never bring a damn thing, not even a roll of paper towels or bag of chips.
But they will sure help themselves to the grub...
