I’m running a carpet cleaner today because Wifey thought the dog wanted outside to chase the wildlife last night, when he actually was sick and needed to take a dump.
At least he piled his rhea up next to the door.
FML 🤦♀️
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Two Words.............................
Dog Door.
Waylon loves the neighbors 'dog door', they keep 2-3# of kibble just inside it for their mutt, he can wipe it out before they even know he's there.
LMAO 😂
Danner, has his neighborhood haunts that he makes daily. The ladies keep treats for him. Then the wife wonders why the dog always looks fat?
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Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”