I’m running a carpet cleaner today because Wifey thought the dog wanted outside to chase the wildlife last night, when he actually was sick and needed to take a dump.
At least he piled his rhea up next to the door.
FML 🤦♀️
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Two Words.............................
Dog Door.
No doubt, or more like, no shît!
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Don't know what happened, but the other morning we woke up to a wet floor where the dog gate between the dining room and kitchen is. Sometimes Open Concept floor plans suck that way. No door between rooms. Anyway, the young whippet has a habit of standing there waiting to be fed. He also has a bad habit, and usually a good bladder, of waiting until the last moment on cold mornings before he heads out the dog door. Sometimes he just makes it off the porch. Guess he didn't make it that morning. Bastid.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
