My wife was just driving by Home Depot, and an immigrant who spent the day drinking in the parking lot T boned her new car, almost totalling it.
She called me to pick her up and I took a pic of the guy in cuffs. I would see him again.
On my front doorstep I had a bunch of irate foreigners wanting me to get my insurance company off their back.
When the wife got her car back from the body shop, the new car smell was gone. It had body shop glue stink.
