Maybe we could take up a collection and buy Big Slick a 21st Century primer.
(I bet ol'slick could probably afford one if he stopped buying all those Harbor Freight Chinese scupes and lewding tewels...hint hint)
I'll donate 25 cents towards the purchase.
So far we have only 25 cents towards your hand primer Big Slick.
You might be destined to eat Chinese chit the rest of yer days....
